The Good Ones

I can't catch a break

Published on April 10, 2006 By Ms Mitchell In Humor

I met THE most gorgeous man I have ever seen in real life. (I mean Matthew McConaughey is better looking but he doesn't count because he's pretend.) This guy was my ideal of real life perfect handsome manhood. He was six foot two, brown wavy hair, light sprinkling of gray at the temples, chiseled chin, good shoulders,nice chest. Whoa baby slice me off a piece of that!
He poked his head in the teacher's lounge and said, "Hi ladies." and I swear we all giggled like 7th graders.
I batted my eyelashes and everything.
"You know who that is, right?" asked one of my colleaugues.
"No, who?"
"That's Father Tom. We call him Father What a Waste."

Apparently, all the good ones are married, gay, dead, or priests.

Comments

Moderateman

on Apr 10, 2006

classic.. and funny too.. thank you for morning double take.

Locamama

on Apr 10, 2006

What a shame. Maybe you'll find your single, straight, non-priest, breathing Mathew McConaughey look-alike someday. Or is he a mythical creature like unicorns and fairies?

Dr Guy

on Apr 10, 2006

Great one! Like MM says, thanks for the morning laugh.

amandapearl2

on Apr 10, 2006

Apparently, all the good ones are married, gay, dead, or priests.

That's what I've always said. It sucks hardcore huh?

AngelaMarie88

on Apr 10, 2006

What a sorry thing for a gene pool that could use some good-lookin studs.

Buddah Moskowitz

on Apr 12, 2006

Sure, but how do you think I feel? I had to get married to even be possibly considered one of the "good ones" (seeing as my not being gay, dead or a priest kept me out of the running).

ParaTed2k

on Apr 16, 2006

So I guess your son who is a priest, is one of the good ones? ;~D

Tova7

on Apr 16, 2006

Well perhaps you could get him to change denominations and then wa-la, he could marry you!

What?!

Ms Mitchell

on Apr 17, 2006

Well perhaps you could get him to change denominations and then wa-la, he could marry you

Well we do have celibacy in common. And how is THAT working for me

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