She became her mother against her own will.
The words she swore she would never say to her own children spilled out of her mouth.
And the children's response was like a slap,
"You sounded like Grandma just now."
NO! Make it stop!
She listed all the things she did that her mother would NEVER do:
Fast dance in the kitchen
Drop everything for a lunar eclipse.
Offer the UPS man a cup of cocoa.
Let people come over even when the house was messy.
Do Tarzan yells at the beach.
Go to the beach...in a swimsuit...cellulite and everything.
Then she realized that the kids were making a list of things
They swear they will never do to their kids.